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shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son
Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big
by shit-son March 14, 2016
mugGet the shit sonmug.

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.
“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”
by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022
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shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher
A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.
by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015
mugGet the shit golfmug.
Phoebe sproule is a piece of shit who can steal your friends and manage to manipulate you, she is a disloyal cunt as she can be your longtime friend, in the Battle For Happy Meal Universe, She is actually a character known as +3;#8/

She was a very nice person until she befriended a possessive emo bitch names Ella Thompson, ew the thought of her makes me want to fucking sit my bare ass on fire, so she is a piece of shit because Ella made her become a horrible person, The first few victims were her male friends named Lucas Castle, Oscar King and Noah Upton, these three were dropped out of her friendship circle, Lucas was innocent and kind until Phoebe changed the way he acted, making him a disloyal repulsive little shit, Noah was just doing his own shit, and Oscar just didn't want to be friends anymore, fast forward to end of 2022, she suddenly tries to befriend Lucas after a boy named Shahwaiz threw a water bottle and scared her, she then became a asshole again mid-late 2023, later on they just became enemies again, and Noah and Lucas had complications until it was solved and we both just plain hates Phoebe, ending the 2024 year on a positive note, or is it.

Phoebe would then go after Holly Scott, posting her private stuff and making fun of her, which I think is fucked up because WHY? And then things just stopped, hopefully in the future Phoebe expects no spare fucking change and dies on the street due to starvation.
GD cube finally killed Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit?! Sweet - Yellow Ball - BFHMA 15a.2
by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) September 8, 2025
mugGet the Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shitmug.

Cool and Shit

Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".
Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit

Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.

Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
by Mayor Lender December 14, 2013
mugGet the Cool and Shitmug.

Daka Shits

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.
The worst feeling after eating at FSU is the Daka Shits
by anonymous September 24, 2022
mugGet the Daka Shitsmug.

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.
I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out
by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025
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