Something that someone says when they are extremely surprised at how big someone’s ass is, usually admiring it.
by OhioRizzlerTheThird June 16, 2024
Get the oh my gyat mug.When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my face mug.YOU JACK ASS
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Get the Your my brother mug.To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened
Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019
Get the Baffles my cranium mug.basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite
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