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School

A place that has not really changed much over the centuries, comparable to a prison with an extra budget to teach you useless and useful bits of information that you may or may not use in the future.

Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.

Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Another Shit School Policy,
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
by JustAnotherGuest May 3, 2021
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The Valley School

It's Autistic.
1: Have you been to the valley school?
2: yeah, it's pretty weird
by Dave Duck May 3, 2021
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School

that place where older kids molest you and beat ur ass up.
i went to gay school for 10 hours a day
by penisdaddymami May 3, 2021
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School

A place where kids are placed with strangers for a whole year and gives them work like we are there slaves
Mom:*puts you in kindergarten*
Me:*cries* bc I don’t know these ppl

School is hell
by Made by Children May 6, 2021
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Middle School Latin Class

A class that nobody took seriously, caused depression, everybody cried at least once in, and one with lots of lecturing on "why we don't look like we care about the given material." We don't care. You also probably used the Minimus or Cambridge Course Latin books if you went to private school
by imalittlesus May 7, 2021
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School

A child labor law violation that has not became illegal yet. Or in other words, just a hellhole that drags children in and forces them to sit in uncomfortable plastic chairs and listen to teachers drone on about different things that most of us wont use in our everyday lives. Heres an example. The schools celebrate Columbus day in which the day where Christopher Columbus discovered America some 2000 years ago. But, if America was discovered 2000 years ago, what was the land called when the Native Americans arrived? Thats right my intellectualls and non-intellectuals. AMERICA. School tells lies and or things we will never use. Take this example. Johnny always wanted to be a bus driver. He became a bus driver when he was older. Did he need to know how to divide fractions? No. Did he need to know what a predicate was? No. Did he need to know what atoms and molecules are? No. School is a waste of time and energy. Kids should be working on things that will actually benefit them in the long run, rather than just one specific career that they may or may not choose to do.
Mary: What is that gateway to Hell over there?
Johnny: Oh thats just school.
by Literal Fucking Shit May 9, 2021
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eaton square school

It is the hell where satans (teachers) meet. the only thing you will get is one hell of a time and homework.
I would never want to go to eaton square school again
by AlcoholicSlavMan May 11, 2021
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