deep shit

some shit you really don't wanna be in

You in some deep shit now son

by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020

Shit tok

When you watch TikTok videos while sitting on the toilet.

I shit tok for 30 minutes every morning.

by Shootin nutz June 21, 2022

Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the shit rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???

"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!

by Cappy C April 27, 2023

Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 11, 2015

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally large pile of shit.

See George 'dubya' Bush

"What happened to you, you smell bad dude."
"I pulled a shit-plant"

by -____- January 13, 2005

Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"

Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."

by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023