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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.
Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!
by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017
mugGet the You people are vulturesmug.

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.
This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep
by Big daddy Landon May 8, 2016
mugGet the boy you schleepmug.

You

Me: youre supeer!!!
You: thank u <3
by KAITOS_PANTS March 23, 2021
mugGet the Youmug.

wam to you

by Juggin August 9, 2022
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how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude
by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018
mugGet the how are you bestiemug.

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