what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025

That'll learn you

A phrase that big daddy uses to shame other youtubers after they've made a mistake

John: Oh no!! My Twitch account was suspended :(

Big Daddy: That'll learn you.

by whimmy March 13, 2021

You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013

No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

Godspeed You! Black Emporer

Someone misspelling the name of post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor, known mainly for their debut album "F#A#∞" (pronounced F Sharp A Sharp Infinity) off of which the track "East Hastings" (named after East Hastings Street in British Columbia, Canada, generally considered to be a skid row) is to date their only single. However their sophomore album "Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven" is considered by the post-rock community to be their best one. They went on hiatus in 2003 but came back in 2010 releasing 3 albums since then.

Bob: "Hey, have you heard Godspeed You! Black Emporer ?"
Bill: "You mean Godspeed You! Black Emperor ?"
Bob: "Oh."

by Nahnibba April 26, 2020