dalgo dick

A very small unattractive penis usually the size of a baby carrot when erect.

"He had such a dalgo dick :("

by The sexiest girl alive May 14, 2016

Dick Whippins

An exclamatory phrase used when a situation is so bad, it seems as if it is equal to the feeling of the entire atmosphere whipping your dick, endlessly.

"Dick Whippins! (After some unfortunate incident has occured.)

by Artemiss4tune January 10, 2010

vacation dick

A huge caribbean dick that a gal can only handle in summer time

That vacation dick was too good, but i can't have that on a daily basis

by oscarios June 16, 2016

Dick to Brick

A practice of slapping one's penis against the coarse brick wall, for sexual pleasure. The practice is said to have originated in Cincinnati, Ohio.

"Can you hear the knocks? That's him doing "dick to brick" against your wall", said Misha.

by Tabarnak77 February 22, 2021

mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

Dick

I love dick

Dick Taste good

by Yazrina October 12, 2022

Big dick overload phenomenon

It's when Jeon Jungkook falls and trips over his own dick and acts stupid (said lovingly)

Jungkook fell over when he saw his hyung's handsome face and announced it to Twitter, successfully emitting the big dick overload phenomenon

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For legal reasons this is a joke

by Kooksnail May 24, 2022