Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

That shit kicks

The phrase can be used to describe something that is really good or really bad

"Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"

by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021

Hero Shit

Proving your worth to the gods.

Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.

by Intifan January 2, 2021

Oh Shit

Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.

"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*

by Cat Lad March 18, 2022

Short Shit

Slang for a someone that’s really Short

Your such a Short Shit, you could be mistaken as a midget

by AmazingHalo1313 December 3, 2019