flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

whip dick

when that mans dick too good you whipped for it

“damn he gave me whip dick”

by badussymain October 8, 2021

Danger Dick

Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion

When the driveshaft broke on my truck, that danger dick mangled the under carriage beyond repair.

by madman11790 October 1, 2021

Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

Dick head

Another term for “dummy” or “stupid”

Shut up dick head .

by Da biggest dope head September 9, 2022

Dimple dicking

Sucking cock with such vigor it leaves ones cheeks dimpled.

Jane looks really cute when she comes out of the walk-in. I think she's in their dimple dicking with the prep cook

by Micronaut October 6, 2016