Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.

" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

School

A PLACE OF PAIN AND TERROR IN WHICH YOUR PARENTS FORCE YOU TO GO FROM MONDAY TO FRIDAY, EVERY WEEK. Where you MAY find some friends, THAT GO THROUGH THE EXACT SAME T TORTURE. WHERE THEY GIVE YOU HOMEWORK EVERYDAY, TAKING AWAY YOUR TIME TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS AND OTHER SHIT. WHERE YOU BARELY LEARN SHIT. WHERE THEY MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A BELT AND SLAP YOUR ASS. WHERE KIDS FAKE SICKNESS SO THEY DONT HAVE TO GO. AND DO THIS DAILY, EVERY WEEK FOR 12+ (OR 12-) YEARS (DEPENDING ON IF YOU GET LIFT BACK OR SKIP GRADES, OR IF YOU GO TO COLLEGE) IF YOU GET THE CHANCE, ESCAPE FROM THIS MADNESS. IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO BE PRESIDENT SAVE THESE KIDS LIVES. WHY DONALD TRUMP, WHY BARACK OBAMA, WHYYYYYYYYYY!! IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA EAT TIDE PODS! AND DRINK BLEACH!!

I just survived a full day of SCHOOL dad, are you proud??

I HATE SCHOOL!!

I WAS JUST TORTURED AT SCHOOL!

THIS GODDAMN SCHOOL GIVING ME SO MUCH HOMEWORK

Young, Dumb, Broke high SCHOOL kids. (DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DA DA DA DA DA DA)

by A Guy Named Dank February 14, 2018

School

An asylum to teach you how to survive in the real world when really 3 things you learn will actually one day help you in adulthood.Not only is it useless, but is horrible pain for the mind and just wastes nearly 20 years of your life.

Mom: Honey, It's timefor school!
Child:Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

by DrPepper123456 September 9, 2019

School

An outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness. This institution needs to be reformed for modern day use not for 150 years ago.

School is an outdated institution that has outlived its usefulness!

by Idk87654 February 8, 2019

Poudre Valley High School

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

School

Pretty much prison

“We got school in the morning”
Noooo I don’t want to go to that prison”

by KingSamwich06 December 17, 2019

edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.

girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.

by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022