that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 11, 2023

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit cunt

what you call the bros when they don’t shout you a feed

“al reckons you can get us some nuggets”

“nah g”

“fucken shit cunt”

by durrys12321 June 16, 2022

shit dredlock

A nice large chunk of shit stuck in your ass pubes.

Damn, after that shit a lil more poo interlocked on my shit dredlock

by MonkeyMan6927 June 27, 2024

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020