school

A building that looks like (and is) a prison. It's the thing that wasted our childhood. It's also the thing that causes bullying, depression and suicides. It's filled with people who we call teachers - people who force you to learn the randomest shit that won't even help you in life. They give you homework - something that wastes your only free time. School is also filled with other kids that only care about drugs (unless they grew up in a good family). If you keep getting bad grades and fail because you don't understand the shit teachers say, then too bad. If you ask a teacher to help you understand the material, they won't give a fuck. To sum it all up, school is bad for your mental health. If you need to learn something, there's this thing called Google.

Ben: Man, I hate school.
Joe: I know.. It's so useless!
Ben: Yeah, like, if i need to learn something, then i can just Google it.
Joe: And THIS is what our childhood is ruined with.

by bloxiank November 17, 2019

School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.

Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.

by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022

North Bridge Middle School

The lowest it can get. There is drug trafficing more trafficing constant cases of assalult and harassment, drug trafficing and fights. Brutal fights. Not to mention the pupils are constantly making out and hooking up, and getting into relationships too young. Its not like their mormon. over all this school needs major but i think it all comes down to one problem, liberals. Think about it, the liberals let ppl in and out or border with drugs which responds to my problem with drug trafficing. as for assault and harrasment, well look no further then Bill Clinton, harrasing people sexually. As for relationships too young thats their parents problem, a majority of which are in fact liberal. I would never let my daughter get into a relationship middle school age and im a conservative so liberals are the problem and have to go.

How to show your North Bridge Middle School Pride? Instead of smoking a blunt snorting it

by TonkerBall November 22, 2017

north kitsap high school

home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars

also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there

person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school

by astrocosmo January 1, 2024

School

Pain.

I hate school.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 8, 2023

Saint Marks School

A private school in Southborough, MA.
Known for Hockey, Juuls and it’s hate for Groton.
Occasionally something will happen there, but people will forget about it 2 weeks later.

Kid 1: You know that School in Southborough?
Kid 2: Saint Marks?
Kid 1: That’s the one!
Kid 2: What about it?
Kid 1: Some kid cut down a tree during exam week and wasn’t asked back.
Kid 2: Dope!
Kid 1: Yussurie, that’s Saint Marks School for ya.

by | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ) April 19, 2018