National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit mouth

A sex move where you shit in your partner’s mouth

I think I found my new fetish, shit mouthing

by XXX_epicgamern00b69420_XXX February 16, 2020

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

OGs - On Gay Shit

"OGs" is an acronym for On Gay Shit, usually either casually understood or could very well be crypted text under the guise of two plus homies: usually involving a DL discreet referring to anything on the modern spectrum from a slightly coded as an understanding of, or up to full- throttle homosexual, gay acts. Tone can be candid or formal, funny or serious. OGs may not even be sexual at all, homoerosis, yet the essentialistic personal identity can be a gay man who ID's as gay. Also could be a straight (homoflexible or) anywhere on the spectrum to stand for a quasi definition of eros/ethos/pathos of homosexuality.

Straight Homie - "Whatchya upto today? You wanna come over, have a brewski, smoke some, and kick it for a few? My lady's out of town..."

Gay Homie: "Well I did have plans but now that I'm woke up and you're asking, I'm trying be ---OGs - on gay shit (as acronym)-.! Be there soon."

by Ray N. Ortega March 5, 2024

Shit

Have you ever felt like you needed to take the worst shit in your life?

That weird person: aahhhhh, how it feels so good to take that one shit *sits on the toilet for 7 more hours*

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020