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bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
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Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way
I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.
by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025
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Wood

A type of cigar used for smoking cannabis
Shannaa: Dont break the wood
by Shannaa August 13, 2022
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Kacie Wood

A Kacie Wood is effectively slang for a slut and/or slag. A Kacie wood is a person who would actively try to cheat, deceive or intentionally be cruel just because they could.
A Kacie wood is usually associated with a Kylie Wood which can be just as manipulative or cruel. The types of people usually accept all takers of any gender or age, including up to 50+ years older then their selves.

To spend an evening with a Kacie or a Kylie is to willing subject yourself to various diseases, particularly Herpes and "the clap".
This is certainly a person you wish to avoid long term life defects and moral injustice
I once slept with a Kacie Wood and now I have a recurring rash.

I declined an offer from a Kacie Wood, now she is trying to blackmail me on a regular basis.
by Dandelion saffron April 16, 2019
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Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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hit the wood pile

The act of a person who has just suffered a bitter loss in a game of pool hurriedly returning their pool cue stick to the storage rack.
I told you you couldn't beat me in pool...now time to hit the wood pile.
by drime ramsey July 13, 2025
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