toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.

Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner

by blindpouch March 21, 2011

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Boner Factor

A certain factor a person/object has that makes a man get an erection.

Dead bodies hit the boner factor for necrophiliacs...

by MetalheadRosie666 April 24, 2008

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boner hug

When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)

Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.

by Foltzy August 30, 2007

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Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.

Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.

by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006

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