red sox

a team that as soon as they won the world series lost all of their players even the one player who they thought would never leave, Johnny Damon, and they lost him to they better paying team...The yankees

Damon is gonna stay with the red sox forever...oh wait now hes on the Yankees

by Yankees are good April 13, 2006

Red Dragon

A regional leader of the KKK who reports to the Grand Wizard himself.

"I now nominate you the Red Dragon of the Canada branch."

by Gutlesstexas May 24, 2018

red-neckery

Any behavior that is indicative of a redneck.

That guy in the pickup truck with the NASCAR sticker on the back is guilty of unchecked red-neckery.

by wislaus December 20, 2008

red muff

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.

That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...

After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.

by pOoNiSh December 1, 2009

red nigga

a nigga but Native American

Guy: I am a white nigga
Guy II: I am a red nigga

by Cond@m May 15, 2018

red phone

verb:
red | fohn
To intentionally reject an unwanted or unwelcome call on one's cell phone.

Dude, Chris just red phoned me!

Shit! What a douche! Wonder what you did to piss him off!

by tragictoys June 19, 2010

Red Circle

The term used to describe a situation that could not possibly get worse. Derived from the most amateur hockey league in the world- far below Bush League.

Dude #1: I bailed on my skateboard, broke my ankle and then proceeded to faceplant into mud. then three of the hottest girls i have ever seen stood there and laughed at me.

Dude #2: Fuck man, that's so red circle.

by Adam Goodman Horowitz March 25, 2010