The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

Foot neck

The most devious form of neck on the foot otherwise known as sucking shawtys toes

Hell nah Faith is giving dad that means ass foot neck

by Katanashoty March 26, 2024

foot

a metal detector for legos.

person:i lost my legos
person 2: use your foot

by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm October 27, 2020

[The fourty Foot]

1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.

2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.

3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!

1)Mmmmm..lets go to "The fourty Foot" for a dip and to get rid of that bangin hangover

2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.

Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"

Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"

3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."

by Anon410 October 18, 2008

luzs foot

Luzs foot in one of the episodes is so swollen it looks big. She also weres no socks musty as bitch. Ok bye 🥰🥰🥰

Person one: i love luz!
Person 2: luzs foot so so fucking big

by bean 🥰 July 14, 2021

foot phobia

when someone has had to spend the entirety of their life staring at their ugly ass feet that they then develop a foot phobia. this includes all the toes, all the ankles (cankles included) and all of those crusty dry heels

aw mate, you want to see the state of our sheila’s feet, proper triggered my foot phobia

by our wes October 18, 2019

foot hair

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan

My foot hair looked nast with those sandals

by LordBonkers October 19, 2017