Pee pee

Pee pee, suck my pee pee

You: what did your pee pee do last weekend

Person with a pee pee: it ate cooche
You: that is so cool

Person with pee pee: I know

by Bumpee January 27, 2019

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.

"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."

by Ye gods December 20, 2015

pee pee head

big pee pee :)))

big pee pee head

by big chungus is my mom March 5, 2021

peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.

“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri

by xiyrumi July 12, 2024

Slippy Pee Pee

When one's little peter gets super wet, one cannot grab a hold of it.

Oh no! My wee-wee got wet! Now I've got a slippy pee pee!

by BalloonHandler February 16, 2024

humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 23, 2021