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The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection
Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard
by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019
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Michael Badra

A pussy that won't hang out with Myranda because he might end up in a cocktail dress
Don't be a Michael Badra today!
by Myra Mac March 5, 2019
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Michael Slushie

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.
“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing
by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019
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Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.
Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!
by I am his son January 8, 2023
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drunk michael

"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"
by Eric.is.a.fatass June 2, 2017
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John michael

A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.
This microsope must be broken, john Michael must have used it last. Damn john Michael
by Path resident February 28, 2020
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Michael Bake

A sad lonely man single forever and never kissed someone
by Kieran+price=heart December 9, 2019
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