Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster March 9, 2016

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.

I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.

by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015

Yellow Card

A yellow card is when a person can kill you legally.

He was a yellow card on the street

by Zaymoneyyx August 4, 2023

cards

something you play when your board and you dont have internet

Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards

by Wii Guy May 11, 2021

Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.

You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)

by GoldPotato February 18, 2022

The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.

"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"

by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025