Daniel Taylor Balls
by Ian_cucks_alot December 08, 2021
Someone that talks trash about a golf match that he agreed to and then the morning off magically has plans. This person also tends to attempt to change the subject when talking trash and takes back most things he says.
by Bamafan17 January 03, 2021
The act of a Heeb going to a bank taking $100 worth of pennies and shoving them in their rectum and liking every penny clean
by Taylor is a heeb April 28, 2023
when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
by thefull8inches August 18, 2023
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Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
by MoniNac July 09, 2024