Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

rusty bullet hole

what you say in Garrys mod to get an achievement

Me: 'rusty bullet hole' (say the secret phrase unlocked)

by Natarama January 16, 2011

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015

rusty bike chain

Eating out the ass of someone with braces than making them suck your dick and smile, showing shit stains on their teeth and braces

Guy: Suck my dirty dick!
Guy 2 sucks and smiles.
Guy: Dude, you got a rusty bike chain!

by paulada5 October 20, 2008

Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.

'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'

by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013

rusty fish-hook

Derogatory sex position: The act of sticking a finger in the butt of a women during doggy sex,reaching for her face and hooking her mouth like a fish. Possibly originating from a man obsessed with fishing.

"I gave it to her from behind and before she could notice, I gave her the old rusty fish-hook..."

by Detective Spencer January 5, 2008

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010