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Ho Tree (Diagram)

A Ho Tree is a diagram showing who you have been hoing around with and how you met them.
I made myself a Ho Tree (Diagram) showing how I dated Brad and then all his friends!
by Aria Hogurl February 27, 2020
mugGet the Ho Tree (Diagram)mug.

cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.
talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"
by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006
mugGet the cat stuck up a treemug.

christmas tree light bitch

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.
by Ben Munley February 8, 2009
mugGet the christmas tree light bitchmug.

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.
Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.
by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011
mugGet the penis painting tree goatmug.

Rusty Tree Penis

A tree with a stick that is sticking up an ass. :D
A rusty tree penis is sitting on a tree with it up your ass.
by James Malcom June 11, 2008
mugGet the Rusty Tree Penismug.

go show carlo the tree

Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.

Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.

Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.
Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".
by Vesper47 February 4, 2020
mugGet the go show carlo the treemug.

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