cap

Synonym to lying.
Etmyology is based on the innate nature for a capricorn to lie.
Other star signs are exempt from the limitations of the cap, but are welcome to use it.

No cap means to not lie.

Steve: I've been working out non-stop.
Steve's girlfriend: That's a load of cap. I saw you scarfing down a donut last tuesday.

Jenny: My birthchart told me I was gonna meet a cute guy tonight.
Melvin: No cap, I can be that cute guy for you baby.

by ThatAwesomeGuyFromMAYeah December 8, 2020

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gay cap baby

Any fool born in March

Look its a gay cap baby.

by Killua smert December 9, 2020

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no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

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cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him

A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

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Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.

YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.

by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020

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The act of lying in a way that benefits one party, while fucking over the other. Often used in phrases such as "no cap", "stop capping" or "that's cap".

Us: hey bob, wanna link with us tonight?
Bob: i cant, i gotta go to my grandparents', then i gotta go to costco with my mom
Us: dude that fuckin cap

by gmimag-ykcs December 22, 2020

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