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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.
Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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PTL (Pass the Load)

The act of sucking off a guy and immediately turning to another guy and begin kissing him while having the first guy’s load in your mouth.
At the gay orgy Alex enjoyed PTL (Pass the Load) by sucking off Brendan and passed it on to Jason with a creamy kiss.
by asscandi December 8, 2025
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Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.
Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.
by OSUCharger January 7, 2026
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Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?
Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT
by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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