TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 13, 2023
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krab leg sauce

Need my dikk sukked
I need some krab leg sauce= i need my dikk sukked
by @k.h.s_kaidyn August 10, 2021
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broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.
Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.
by studyvin February 02, 2017
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Stomp on my leg

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"
"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"
by moneybags1800 September 10, 2021
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one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype
the one legged squat is eating the cookie.
by luff006 January 19, 2011
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stanky legged hoe

That girl at mid valley dental was a stanky legged hoe
by cheesuswithjesus November 07, 2017
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snoop dog’s legs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah
by kyleiskool July 31, 2018
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