Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

bridget jones

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!

who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!

by cpsister13 June 6, 2019

CJ Jones

When you get things wrong because you don't do your research... 🤦🏾 ♀️

I just assumed that everyone drove on the left side of the road because I did a CJ Jones before I boarded my flight.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>

Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>

Jowhraha Haddad Jones Is Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Jiggaboo Jones

A monkey that doesn't know how to play fifa 23 or just pass a ball he watches tiktok all day and he loves getting happy tapioca

Man I hate "Jiggaboo Jones"

by Jiggaboo Jack June 16, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Jowrarah Jones' Word "'Cheshires'-'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025