houses of parliament

where over-payed wankers discuss about what to do when something that wont ever happen happens.

houses of parliament

by henry lole January 27, 2004

Rough house

when you rough up your girlfriend really hard in bed, and the orgasmic activities have left her drop dead tired.

oh daddy, rough house me all night

you bouts to get rough housed giiiirl

man, last night i got some from my girl, and i rough housed the shit out of her

by Dey-Dey-Honda July 11, 2008

House Elf

Someone who obeys people of higher authority without question or concern for what is right or wrong. This person usually hangs around the authority figure trying to please them at any cost.

Look at Johnny over there with Mr. Peterson, what a house elf. I bet he would scrub Mr. Peterson’s underwear if he was asked.

by Steve-a-reno November 18, 2005

Halfway house

where teenagers can go up to a bar and be served drink without having to show ID.
The younger the consumer, the higher the price.

(13 Yr Old) Can i get a pint there when you ready, and do I need ID?

(Halfway House Bartender) No ill just drop it over to you table. That'll be 4.60 when you have it there.

by gysafd6uatfduatf August 14, 2010

Council House

A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.

Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.

by PaulC-SS February 18, 2010

Hen House

When a women who was ejaculated on gets feathers put on her to make her look like a hen/chicken.

A man and a woman are having sex in a hotel and the sex gets rough so the man pulls out before he ejaculates and cums all over the girl. He then rips open one of the pillows and throws the feathers all over his partner. Thus this move being the Hen House.

by SamtheShizzle July 15, 2010

smoke house

a male who is well endowed (hung) phrase (It's where the meat hangs)

damn Eric is a smoke house in those jeans

by bigdaddy stretch February 16, 2005