The State

A gang of thieves writ large

“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”

“But that’s extortion!”

“That’s okay, I work for the State”

by DefinerofWords79 June 16, 2020

darawiish state

darawiish state was a dhulbahante anti-imperial state founded in dareema caddo and commanded by Ismail Mire

he from darawiish state

by readyforthemoon55 June 19, 2020

Quaker State

A motor oil brand, named for the nickname for Pennsylvania

Quaker State is good for cars.

by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020

Border State

A region in the United States that were slave states back during the Civil War but didn't secede from the Union like the Confederacy. The states in this category are Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland and Delaware.

Kentucky and West Virginia are now considered to be Southeastern states, Maryland and Delaware are considered to be Mid-Atlantic states and Missouri is said to be a Midwestern state in today's society. Even though the locations of Kentucky and Missouri are relatively controversial nowadays, this is how they are typically described as according to the census.

Kentucky really does seem like a border state. They had the president of the Confederacy aswell as the Union born there; bless their hearts.

by Lemonade_m0uth06 September 7, 2020

United States

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.

Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears

by Power476 September 14, 2020

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020