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Honey snatcher 

A person who goes to public/private events, such as potlucks or work parties, and takes a large portion of the leftover food home. Like a bear who does nothing to contribute to the making of honey but reaps all the benefits.
“Man you really honey snatched that potluck last night.”

“I’m gonna be a honey snatcher and take all of these cheese rolls home.”
Honey snatcher by Megmuffin May 6, 2018
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Honey bear 

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
Honey bear by SaggyNutz3 June 11, 2018

honey cat 

A honey cat is a cat that is hyper and is so annoying. I will fight any other cat in its way but will only care for it’s owner when it wants something.
OMG ur a Honey cat !!
honey cat by Littledevill October 14, 2018

Honey-point 

N. - Brownie Points attained when scoring a significant other in a game, not to be confused with real scores.

Generally used in co-ed softball.
While hitting a triple, James not only scored 2 RBI’s but also his girlfriend Bitch Meg, granting him much needed honey-points.
Honey-point by GOATesville October 23, 2018

honeydew dipper 

A person who would use a bucket on the end of a rope to dip into a cesspool and remove "honeydew" (raw sewage) to transfer to a container (usually a large wooden barrel) on wheels and remove from premises and dump elsewhere. Late Victorian euphemism. Also, slang for a stupid, unskilled person; similar to a "ditch digger."
He's so unskilled he'd have difficulty finding a job as a honeydew dipper.
honeydew dipper by Fasciseus April 1, 2019

honey dater 

An ethnic urban lady with sexy curves who likes to date older rich men and receives an allowance for her time and showing up on the date. Usually set in a luxurious setting like an upscale restaurant or high-end resort. Typically arranged through an agency to keep things on the up and up.

More evolved form of sugar dating.
I'm not on that sugar baby crap... I'm a honey dater now.

How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.

Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough
honey dater by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
what my guy discord friends call me. ew
hey it’s kenna let’s make her uncomfortable by calling her honeyboo
honeyboo by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019