Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.

Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x

by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022

Ethan

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.

Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis

by Begman February 19, 2019

Ethan

The single most sexy man in existence. He may not look like much but underneath that clothing is the best muscles ever, he's got the chest of a god. the back of a Greek god and the abs of god as well. He is also so kind and caring. He is the person you want for a boyfriend or husband

O my god ETHAN

by hghuuhnfi November 20, 2023

Ethan

the worst person you may ever meet and has a toxic personality, ALWAYS HAS BAD HAIR he will make you cry. NEVER TRUST A ETHAN:)

Dude 1: Dude this person suckssss
Dude 2:Is their name, Ethan?
Dude 1:Yea! how did you know!?
Dude 2:Umm 1 cause I'm smart and 2 all Ethans SUCK dude-
Dude 1:OMG! your right!

by Im better then you May 16, 2022

Ethan

leaves his friends for girls and still has not piped yet

bro ur really leaving us to go hang with a girl ur such an ethan

by christopher milkman October 12, 2020