A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

Bayon Chucks

Any two guns with either a bayonet, or bladed barrel, attach with a chain, to be used like nun chucks.

Bayon Chucks or even cooler

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

Chucking Myself

To shit one's pants immediately following a failed Buffalo Wild Wing's challenge.

Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.

by ricksledge April 16, 2015

Shot Chucks

Two Shotguns attached by a chain at were the shoulder stock would end.

Shot Chucks sound badass from 1887

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

chuck artist

Someone who talks about things they're gonna do a lot, but never does shit.

"I thought you were getting those sneakers for me bro, you a chuck artist."

by GrimeyNigga1 November 29, 2016

Chuck

Chuck is a friend a brother, and a kind soul. He is a mechanical genius that can fix anything. You can give him any broken car, motorcycle, computer, anything, and he will fix it. He is a big handsome guy. But, doesn't think he is special, although, he is quite the opposite, he is extraordinary and everyone knows it. He is leader. brave, fun, interesting, humble, and likes practical jokes. He has a great sense of humor and laughing is one of his favorite things to do. He is quick to forgive and a great cook too. He is sturdy yet vulnerable and painfully shy. His sensitivity is off the chart. He will have your answer, no matter what you ponder. He seems to innately understand how things work across the spectrum. He is the one friends count on. It's at his house that everyone hangs out because of his warm welcoming nature and smile. And it's always him you think of that will fix whatever you broke. Chuck loves his family and friends deeply.

Chuck never turns anyone away. Chuck is a manly man with tools and can fix your car. Chuck is a quiet sensitive man that loves deeply

by Flyingponygirl November 22, 2021