Chris D'elia

A walking, talking thumb who gives zero fucks.

"Chris D'elia looks like the thumbs from spy kids."

by IsThatYourCrocodile? November 20, 2019

chris out

The act of cashually up and leaving

1.Let's blow this crackstand and get the chris out!

2.Dude i'm tired of this, chris out.

by Chris Lu October 31, 2006

ayisha and chris

The best couple. They amzing toghther. Ayisha loves chris and wants to spend the rest of her life with him

Person: see that couple

Friend: yes
Person: there and ayisha and chris power couple

by Funny.happy January 28, 2019

Chris Waller

A deadbeat dad who lives off his parents money and likes to hangout in bars and is known as the old thirsty nigga

Look there that deadbeat... O you mean Chris Waller

by Sucka June 05, 2015

chris angel

Basically the Houdini (in which you spit on a girls back while doing her from behind, and then jizz in her eye when she turns around), except with two dudes.

Dude, I totally Chris Angeled my boyfriend last night, and he was fucking pissed.

by Chin0 April 07, 2007

chris martin

A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing

Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"

by avinrali August 09, 2006

Hot Chris

The act of taking a shit then making it into the shape of meatballs. then you place the shit meatballs on your partners face and act like she's Mr. Potato head
(giving her a shit nose,ears,mouth,eyes,etc....)

Me and my bitch were going at it in the sack when she stops and asks for a hot chris.

by Chris Paulos May 13, 2008