can i speak to you son

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"
by rootcause July 15, 2005
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When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.
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can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
by CA3B20A3G September 18, 2007
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can i shag ur nan

To place your hand upon one’s head to shag them and it is a symbol of honor.
can i shag ur nan, i would be very honored if you allowed me to.
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can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck
can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video
by ammoratto April 13, 2013
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Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.
Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”
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