August

If your born in this month your dad failed no nut November.

Random: hey weren’t you born in august?
Someone: ya why?
Random: your parents failed no nut November.

by CLCLOVER November 10, 2021

august

if you were born on this month your dad failed no nut november

person 1: you know ‘hake’ was born in ‘august’.
person 2: oof that means his dad failed no nut november

by Your very good friend;) December 11, 2019

August 4th

The day were every E has to shut up

Emma:”Hey guys”
Friend: “Its august 4th”
Em:”Aw shit”

by Epeoplehater August 3, 2022

AUGUST 30

If your born on this day and your name is Bob,Jerry,Wonder and Lucas

If your name is Wonder ,Lucas Bob Jerry you are a crackhead and love dick and little children if born on august 30

by cevoooooo December 7, 2021

August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

August 21st

Today is national Svs_Tape day every where on social media you must change your username to svs_tape

"hey its august 21st"

"svs_tape: oh yea i am svs_tape today"

by 3f354546gfdrd August 21, 2022

August 11

National Confession Day.

Those who have a crush on a girl/boy
who bday is on August 11.
Or lose a chance

Crush on you : Hi! um.. i have a crush on you🥺👉👈

You: really?!!

Crush on you: Happy Confession Day!!

You:ohh it's August 11

by anonymous October 5, 2021