August 30th

National ask your crush out day.

Go do it, it’s August 30th the worst that can happen is that they say no and move on.

by Helloboyyyyyys September 1, 2022

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13 August

The most unlucky person in the world

A : When were you born?
B : 13 August
A : Ahh that's gonna be the date you die

by WaWAWorld April 10, 2022

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August

If your born in this month your dad failed no nut November.

Random: hey weren’t you born in august?
Someone: ya why?
Random: your parents failed no nut November.

by CLCLOVER November 10, 2021

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Most likely a non binary fella. They have amazing hair and a very gender nose. They’re either super spontaneous or horrendously shy there’s no in between. And they’re probably in love with one of their bestfriends.

“Hey did you see August today?”

“Yeah their hair looked so hot and they got all the bitches”

by augsmented November 23, 2021

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august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022

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August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

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