August 4th

Date your friend aly day

Mark: it's August 4th
Aly: ok what's that?
Mark: it's date your friend aly day
aly: ok let's date
mark: ok

by urbandicsucker August 4, 2023

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

August 8th

Send nudes to your crush day

Send to your crush in august 8th

by Bobbbymarley August 7, 2021

August 12th, 2036

Loudward, I think you might have predicted an event here.

But it's in something like 20 quad billion dodecahedron years.

AUGUST 12TH, 2036. THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

August Uglies

When you have a summer vacation house share you usually have 3-4 weeks with the group by August in the house and fights happen out of nowhere and people start to get annoying for no reason or for good reason without ever resolving the issues. This is called the August Uglies, the house has gotten past the honeymoon phase and personalities start to annoy each other for no reason even if people have known each other for a long time.

Person 1- I am so annoyed that she did that. We told her we were going to go get a drink and be right back and then she leaves and disappears. Now she's mad at us?

Person 2- Don't let it bother you, she did this all summer. It's just the August Uglies getting to you after so many weeks.

by FIPINESSHARE August 31, 2022

August 24

August 24 is Kobe Bryant day since 8 and 24 we're two of his basketball numbers. On this day we will wear yellow and purple. Or just one of those colors

I am wearing purple on August 24 for Kobe Bryant.

by Bchill14 January 28, 2020

August 17th

Abuse Devon Arnold Day.

August 17th example:
Friend: guess what?
Devon Arnold: What?

Friend:It’s Abuse Devon Arnold day!!
Devon Arnold:Damn it.

by JoesphBartholomewJamesSmith August 17, 2022