jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.

Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.

by bethicat January 10, 2025

Jacob

Hes at your school aka in ur basement

"OMG its jacob"

by pooop989e00w February 15, 2022

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'

Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.

Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.

'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'

Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'

by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023

jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021