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The ol pedro special

Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
by Tescodog August 22, 2019
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Jared Leto Special

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!
by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021
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Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.
G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?
by coochiekong May 16, 2022
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Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.
by GymCLassLoveAffair April 24, 2011
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special snowflake syndrome

spe·cial snowflake
/ˈspeSHəl/ˈsnōˌflāk/
adjective
1, a person who believes that they are special in everything before the moment of birth. they ALWAYS defend themselves constantly so they can have superiority over others. they often dwell in the web so they can accuse big or small groups or companies like whole foods, chick-fil-a, kfc, etc. they're commonly associated with furries, feminists, peta groups, etc. they may or may not have a alternate disorder schizophrenia. for politicaly correctness, Peter Pan syndrome
2, an alternate individual of a sjw.
normie: hi!
SPECIAL person: whatdidyousaytomefaggo?
normie: what?
SPECIAL person:*bitches* i will call the swat team just because of you SEXOFFENDER
normie: *fucking explodes*
a bystander: guess that SPECIAL person has special snowflake syndrome.
by tf2hatts December 17, 2018
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