jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.

I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.

by Korra April 12, 2013

Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.

When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.

by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021

Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards

went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet

by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017

Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.

"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."

by JTL07 June 11, 2023