Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 31, 2014

fan your boner

relax, chill, stop being so overly excited, there's no reason for alarm, it's all going to turn out okay. Also, don't count your chickens, and don't assume that sex is imminent or that something else very good is about to happen.

Dude, fan your boner. She was only dancing with you to make her boyfriend jealous.

Okay, okay. Fan your boner. There's gotta be somebody around here who can give us directions.

by brian48 September 29, 2006

check your sources

something you should always do to make a valid argument.

girl: that's offensive

boy: check your sources
girl: ?

by not.yo.mamma February 20, 2017

Get your coat

To want to leave with urgency. To leave a social function in a huff or in anger

After being insulted by uncle Ted, mom stormed out of the room, saying Bob, get your coat we're leaving

by Battyguy August 30, 2013

pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

by jac-h April 21, 2011

Your bad

yOu SuCk at fOrtNiTe

your bad kid

by lkjhgfeds October 21, 2019

your face

A less intelligent form of "your mom"

Friend 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense.
Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.

by Nick Smith lol February 27, 2009