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Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.
Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.
by Sos4321 October 3, 2015
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sir walks a lot

A person that spends a lot of their time in video games walking, as opposed to using the normal movement speed or sprinting.
"He's slowly walking around, exploring, pick up the pace sir walks a lot."
by Hergifiga June 5, 2016
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Walking Big Pot

ril dark the fortnite bot says that he is lagging because he is a Walking Big Pot
"Dude I'm lagging!!" says the Walking Big Pot
by Ducko3 July 18, 2021
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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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Day walking Yuppie

People that you know that act hardcore and try to hide who they really are. They wear Ford Hoodies and Flannel and claim to listen to metal but Only ride British motorcycles, drink Starbucks, Eat at chipotle, have a blackberry and send their girlfriend flowers when she has a cold.
person 1: Hey you want to see if Brian wants to go to the Rob Zombie Concert.

person 2: Hell no he is a Day walking Yuppie who will most likely want to get a pumpkin spice latte before the show and we will all get our asses kicked.
by G-man 666 December 4, 2009
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Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!
by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012
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