poo-nut

A chunky nut shaped thing that is found in human shit

Brendon meads shit from kurralpa

by rolly May 22, 2003

nut dip

The act of filling a Dixie cup full of warm water and dipping your nut sack into it for pleasure and or defense of blue balls.

Hey John, I've been trying to nut dip alot lately. They say it's good for the soul and it tingles my balls.

That bitch blue balled the shit out of me so I had to nut dip to calm the boys down.

by D_123 May 22, 2009

chicken nuts

A new snack from the city of Leeds, England. A combination of nuts coated with chicken extracts. Then roasted, these are a hit at parties.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

The Nut Duster

When fucking a giraffe in the ass, the small tuft of hair on the end of its tail is used to gently tickle the scrotum for pleasure.

Small child:Mommy what's that dirty dirty man doing to that adolescent giraffe?
Mom:Oh don't look honey, it's just the nut duster, you'll understand when you're older.

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

jack nut

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.

God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!

by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009

nut catchers

One with extremely large testicals needing mid leg support, or as the french say (un testy hamok) , also know as egg savors, wrinkle spreaders, mixed choda support and wind protectors

Dude look at the 80's guy, those knee pads mut be the most coforatable NUT CATCHERS, lets get outta here and find some nates

by anabatic1976 July 24, 2008

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wipe.

Hey Leslie, how was your date?
Well the meal was great, the movie was top so we went back to mine and started to get rude when he saw some clag nuts! How I wish I'd used the bidet.

by MisterE July 16, 2008