The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.
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Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot
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Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
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Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
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