Complete Shit. Really poor quality. Relating to the sycophantic UK Celeb mag 'Heat' which gives everything it likes a five star rating.
by Pink Smurf April 9, 2003
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'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
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by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
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Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
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You're my number one star.
by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008
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Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
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