Merle's Law

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree

by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010

Travtar's Law

1.The law that states that what goes up better stay the freak up there or else it will get the crap beaten out of it with a primitive tool of war.
2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.

Travtar:Travtar awesome this day go to Travtar, today Travtar Day because of Travtar's Law

by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008

draconian law

To kill or not to kill

Hey that guy took my samich now I will stabe that nigga because draconian law is fun

by Smoke weed every data February 23, 2014

Bird Law

To claim that something is bird law is to acknowledge that a subject or predicament has unwritten rules that should be followed, usually pertaining to women.

Bill-Hey dude that chick was totally feeling you at the club...

Tod-Yeah but its bird law i have a girlfriend...

Bill- Can i have her number then?

Tod- Why?

Bill- Bird law dude...bird law

by Theseeker3000 December 5, 2009

Crowder’s Law

The theory that the dumber your YouTube content, the higher your view count. Named after Steven Crowder, on the R.M Brown YouTube channel.

Dude, have you seen that video explaining how the sky is actually just a dome of smurfs linking arms? It got 5 million hits! Chalk it up to Crowder’s Law!

by MikeDiamond84 February 25, 2021

Garf's Law

Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".

"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."

by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

Cousin-in-law

A person that hates you and thinks you are the devil; a jealous person who cant accept the fact that their best friend now has to be shared.

My cousin-in-law, JH

by angry fiance May 20, 2012