JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)

You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"

by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

No League January

new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.

gf: you’re addicted to league of legends. Time to go the No League January phase

by a gf with an annoying gamer bf December 30, 2018

January 15

National kick someone day KICK ANY BISH CORVETTE CORVETTE YOU SEE YOUR WELCOME 😛✨

January 15 is kick a anyone day

by cindydavis69 January 14, 2021

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 14

Give your gf your hoodie day😋💐

Gf: can I get your hoodie it's January 14!

Bf: oh yeah here *gives*

by .iheartk February 11, 2022

January 14

Dog day where you get to walk your dog 🐶 and spend time with your dog and give it some ❤️ love .

Mom am going to take my dog for a walk and spending time with it because it’s dog day in January 14.

Mom:Ok 😊

by catalinamoreno08 January 14, 2021