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ASSASSINS ‘R’ US

In a secret town in the back alley of a McDonald’s in North Korea (run by Kim jong un with Donald Trump as the sales assistant), it’s a store where you can hire an assassin for one day and get them to kill as many people as you want in only one day.
O. Boy I sure do love my assassin batman I bought at ASSASSINS ‘R’ US.. it was so useful... boy i should go there again shame I’m an American citizen
by Pezunts March 12, 2018
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period
by assssshole January 22, 2018
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Use X to land

When you first start to ride a dragon in Skyrim and these words NEVER leave the screen
by Maiden Man November 12, 2016
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big fat sussy wussy among us

this means the thing in among us that is fat and sussy and wussy in among us
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...
Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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among us

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person 1: wanna play among us
person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 1: whar
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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