cunt nugget convention

At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave

I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave

by Cuntnugget convention employee September 23, 2020

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slutacious whore nugget

A man or woman who gets around on anything that moves or breathes like a STD infection or sore.

"You, slutacious whore nugget! Jesus, you're gonna catch something penicillin can't cure!"

by Lights&Sirens March 8, 2017

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burnt chickin nugget

Me.I am a burnt chickin nugget

Becky: omg kate is such a burnt chickin nugget
Kate: NANI?!?!?!?!?!
Becky: shoot she heard us!

by Yoonmin4eva October 19, 2018

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dinosaur chicken nuggets

the food of the gods.

"guess who's about to eat 30 dinosaur chicken nuggets???? I AM!!!!!!"

by somedumbhoe March 9, 2020

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sneaky bum nugget

A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,

awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue

"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"

by TheSnowGlobeMaster October 14, 2013

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Nugget free egg be very good. Nugget free egg is egg but with no nugget. you like? if you no like nugget free egg you get killed by pineapple tonight. Enjoy feeding turtle taco with nugget free egg. i master of nugget free egg and nugget free cheese. have fun. I can see you. I'm watching you. Look behind you. you cant see me because i'm invisible. But i'm going to buy you a rack of nugget free egg ok? good good. good day my potato. Great carrot.

carrot: "I like your nugget free egg!"
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
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MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."

by personnumber993890859035 September 16, 2013

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