Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

Seb's Super Special

When you're getting a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you use the vomit as lube to fuck her in the ass.

Man: I'd like a Seb's Super Special please.
Dirty Filthy Hooker: Eww, i don't do those.

by skimm3r September 24, 2012

Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.

G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?

by coochiekong May 16, 2022

The infamous Düsseldorf special

when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.

When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

special snowflake syndrome

spe·cial snowflake
/ˈspeSHəl/ˈsnōˌflāk/
adjective
1, a person who believes that they are special in everything before the moment of birth. they ALWAYS defend themselves constantly so they can have superiority over others. they often dwell in the web so they can accuse big or small groups or companies like whole foods, chick-fil-a, kfc, etc. they're commonly associated with furries, feminists, peta groups, etc. they may or may not have a alternate disorder schizophrenia. for politicaly correctness, Peter Pan syndrome
2, an alternate individual of a sjw.

normie: hi!
SPECIAL person: whatdidyousaytomefaggo?
normie: what?
SPECIAL person:*bitches* i will call the swat team just because of you SEXOFFENDER
normie: *fucking explodes*
a bystander: guess that SPECIAL person has special snowflake syndrome.

by tf2hatts December 17, 2018

Jeffrey Dahmer Special

A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable

Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce

I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.

by GymCLassLoveAffair April 24, 2011